How Men Think

Mens rules 

MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 

LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT, 
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL, IF IT'S UP, 
PUT IT DOWN. 
WE NEED IT UP, 
YOU NEED IT DOWN, 
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING 
WHEN YOU LEAVE IT DOWN. 

CRYING IS BLACKMAIL 

ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. 
LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: 
 - SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 - STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! 
- OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOTWORK!
 JUST SAY lT! 

YES AND NO 
ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS 
TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION 

COME TO US WITH PROBLEM 
ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. 
THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 

ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO 
IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. 
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME 
NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, 
YOU PROBABLY ARE. 
DON'T ASK US. 

IF SOMETHING WE SAID 
CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS 
AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, 
WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 

YOU CAN EITHER ASK US 
TO DO SOMETHING 
OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. 
NOT BOTH. 
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, 
JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 

WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE 
SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO 
DURING COMMERCIALS. 



CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID 
NOT NEED DIRECTIONS 
AND NEITHER DO WE … 

ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLOURS, 
 LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS… 
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, 
NOT A COLOUR. 
PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. 
WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 

IF ASK WHAT IS WRONG 
AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING', 
WE ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. 
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, 
BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 

IF YOU ASK A QUESTION 
YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, 
EXPECT AN ANSWER 
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR … 

WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, 
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE …  
REALLY 

DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT 
UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED 
TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS 
AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 

YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 

YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 

I AM IN SHAPE, ROUND IS A SHAPE! 

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS, 
YES, I KNOW, I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT ... 
BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN DON'T REALLY MIND THAT? 
IT'S LIKE CAMPING ... 

Quelle: www.tickld.com 

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Marshall B. Rosenberg in einem Rollenspiel: Wolf fragt Giraffe

Die Sünden der Väter 1

Der von mir hochgeschätzte Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard) berichtet in folgendem Video von seinen Bemühungen, seine Familiengeschichte zu verstehen. Ein wesentliches Element dabei ist die posttraumatische Belastungsstörung seines Vaters…

Patrick Stewart's Father Unknowingly Suffered From Shell Shock - Who Do You Think You Are {4:07}

Veröffentlicht am 10.02.2014

Patrick Stewart is presented with a newspaper article from the very newspaper he would be working for as a junior reporter 15 years later. The article explains his fathers return from Cherbourg of which he is titled 'Sergeant' Alfred Stewart. As well as his new rank Patrick soon learns about his father's acquired shell shock. This intrigues Patrick as to the impact shell shock might have had on his father's domestic life. 

Subscribe to the Who Do You Think You Are? channel for weekly updates and more: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC615...

siehe auch 
- »Kriegszitterer« (Post vom 26.09.2012)
- Patrick Stewart – Wenn Kindheit die Hölle ist (SPON, 27.11.2009)

Patrick Stewart Looks Further Into His Dad's Shell Shock - Who Do You Think You Are {5:59}

Veröffentlicht am 17.02.2014
After finding out his father, Alfred, suffered from shell shock, Patrick Stewart meet Robert Bieber to find out more about the effects of shell shock and how it was classified during and after the war. His perceptions of his father are some what altered after what he learns about the condition.

Subscribe to the Who Do You Think You Are? channel for weekly updates and more: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC615...

Patrick Stewart kann übrigens auch anders…
Fifty Shades of Chicken Book Trailer {1:50}

Veröffentlicht am 07.11.2012

A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.

If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), satisfy your culinary kink with Fifty Shades of Chicken, a titillating collection of tied-and-true recipes bound to make every meal a turn-on:
Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Happy Ending Chicken
For more titillating content from Fifty Shades of Chicken, including free recipes, @50shadeschicken Twitter feed, and a playlist of "Music to Cluck to," visit http://www.fiftyshadesofchicken.com/.
Amazon: http://amzn.to/SK0ep8
B&N: http://bit.ly/XBW8FL
IndieBound: http://bit.ly/X3V6U6

siehe auch:
- Kriegszitterer (Post, 27.ß9.2012)
- Das posttraumatische Stress-Syndrom (Post, 25.02.2015)

Not am Mann – Das geschwächte Geschlecht

Männer sind öfter krank als Frauen, trinken mehr Alkohol, werden eher arbeitslos – oder arbeiten sich zu Tode. Sie halten mit dem gesellschaftlichen Wandel nicht mehr Schritt. Ist es Zeit für eine Männerbewegung?

mehr:

- Not am Mann – Das geschwächte Geschlecht (Elisabeth Raether, Tanja Stelzer, ZEIT Online, 12.01.2014)

Neujahrsgrüße eines Psychotherapeuten

Manchmal gibt es Wichtigeres:
Hysterical Literature…



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Warum wollte Rico nicht mehr leben?

Ein Junge, elf Jahre alt, glücklich, klug und geliebt von seiner Familie, bringt sich um. Noch heute, drei Jahre später, wissen die Eltern und Schwestern nicht: Warum wollte Rico nicht mehr leben?

Barfuß geht Rico ins Zimmer der Eltern und legt sich zwischen Simon und Simone, Rico ist elf, bester Schüler der sechsten Klasse, der Vater stammt aus dem Tal, die Mutter aus Deutschland, zwei Ärzte, gemeinsam führen sie die einzige Praxis in einem Schweizer Dorf, 1600 Meter über dem Meer, jeden Morgen legte er sich zwischen uns und begann zu kuscheln, zu plappern, zehn Minuten lang, ein fröhliches Kind, ein lustiger Bub war Rico, liebenswert und klug, klein, hübsch, ein bisschen frech vielleicht oder laut. 

Aber Probleme machte er uns nie, sagt der Vater, Simon.
mehr:
- Selbstmord: "Bitte verzeih mir. dein lieber Sohn" (Erwin Koch, die Welt, 25.11.2013)

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